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Does anyone know any good forex jokes?

Postby buzzfxbroker » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:21 pm

I've know some trading jokes, but does anyone know any forex specific ones?!

"It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets."
:lol:
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Re: Does anyone know any good forex jokes?

Postby Sininfinity » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:30 am

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Re: Does anyone know any good forex jokes?

Postby buzzfxbroker » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:38 pm

:lol: :lol: Thanks Sininfinity.

I've recently found this one online it made me chuckle A LOT.

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.
He reduced his altitude and saw a man below.
"Excuse me, but can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but
I don't know where I am," he said.

The man below replied: "You are in a hot air balloon
hovering approximately 30 ft above the ground.
You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and
between 56 and 57 degrees West longitude."

To which the balloonist replied:
"You must be a broker." To which the man on the ground said:
"I am, but how did you know?"

The reply came from above: "Everything you told me is
technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The man below responded: "You must be a trader."
To which the balloonist replied: "Yes, I am, but how did you know?"

To which the man on the ground said: "You don't know where you
are or where you are going. You have risen to your current position
due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have
no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem.
The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in
before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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Re: Does anyone know any good forex jokes?

Postby Sininfinity » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:04 am

buzzfxbroker wrote::lol: :lol: Thanks Sininfinity.

I've recently found this one online it made me chuckle A LOT.

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.
He reduced his altitude and saw a man below.
"Excuse me, but can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but
I don't know where I am," he said.

The man below replied: "You are in a hot air balloon
hovering approximately 30 ft above the ground.
You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and
between 56 and 57 degrees West longitude."

To which the balloonist replied:
"You must be a broker." To which the man on the ground said:
"I am, but how did you know?"

The reply came from above: "Everything you told me is
technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The man below responded: "You must be a trader."
To which the balloonist replied: "Yes, I am, but how did you know?"

To which the man on the ground said: "You don't know where you
are or where you are going. You have risen to your current position
due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have
no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem.
The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in
before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."


Lol. This was a nice one.
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Postby Sininfinity » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:36 am

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Re: Does anyone know any good forex jokes?

Postby BBBMick » Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:49 pm

Very funny!! I printed it out for my desk! :D
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Re: Does anyone know any good forex jokes?

Postby Sininfinity » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:19 am

BTC Joke:

Knock Knock

Who's There?

One

One Who?

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Postby buzzfxbroker » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:52 pm

bah ha haa! Keep em coming.
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Postby Sininfinity » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:28 pm

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Re: Does anyone know any good forex jokes?

Postby locky » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:52 pm

"Yes. I know one funny jokes about trading. Here is
Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Forex trader: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second.
Isn't it funny? I am a binary options trader. I you also want to trade binary options, you need a very good regulated broker. I can suggest you one which is lxmarkets.com"
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